After a very long day yesterday I was thinking about thigs I wanted to do with my daughter over Thanksgiving break and it reminded me of the year that Frozen came out and I took her to the movies for the very first time the day before Thanksgiving. What does this have to do with Microsoft Fabric and Power BI, you might ask? Well… when you have AuDHD a random memory can lead to an equally random need to go down the rabbit hole on some other seemingly un-related side-quest.
I invite you all to sing along with me – I bet you know the tune…
Do you want to build a model?
A semantic one that slays?
It starts with bronze, then silver shines,
Gold refines—
Dimensional all the way!
We used to wrangle flat files,
Now we’ve got Lakehouse dreams—
With medallions stacked and clean!
Do you want to build a model?
Let’s optimize that schema throttle—
Come on, let’s stream!
(Click… click… click…)
Do you want to build a model?
With star joins that perform?
We’ll follow Microsoft’s best advice—
Kimball’s spice—
And keep that logic warm!
I think some facts need bridging—
Slowly changing types—
Let’s version Type 2 right!
(Oh, surrogate keys…)
🎶 *Bridge:*
Fundamentals aren’t optional—
No duct-tape DAX allowed!
You need clean grain, conformed dimensions,
Not just vibes—
Or clouds that make you proud!
We build with purpose, not just pipelines—
Each table tells a tale—
Of insights we unveil…
Do you want to build a model?
Let’s go from raw to gold—
And make it bold!



